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    Ride a bike?
    Drive a car?
    Share the road...
    You'll go far!

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    Keep your eyes on the road
    For all those untold
    Bikers, runners, and walkers
    Do not be a cellphone talker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dkel View Post
    Drop that phone
    Eyes ahead
    Can't get home
    If you're dead
    This one wins my vote. Great combination of brevity, meter, rhyme, and message.

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    Okay, I'm in. Here's a few:

    Out on the streets
    Take your time and behave
    (or: Be a PAL and behave)
    You may get a smile
    And a big, friendly wave

    Getting to home
    That’s all that I wished
    You looked at your phone
    Now I am squished

    Texting is great
    YouTube is good
    Don’t look at your phone
    Or I’ll bounce off your hood

    Late for a meeting
    It’s down to the wire
    Pay attention, though, Dude
    Or I’ll be under your tire

    C’mon, be Predictable
    Be Alert and be Lawful
    If you’re not a PAL
    The results may be awful


    I could do this all day! But I suppose I should do some actual work, maybe.
    Last edited by Steve O; 07-01-2015 at 10:19 AM.

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    When you pay your tab and leave the bar,
    Please take a cab and not your car.

    Please don’t text, or dig in your purse
    Or we’ll be riding home by hearse.

    Use caution at the wheel
    So you don’t put the children on wheels [insert wheelchair symbol here].

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    I can't find anything that rhymes with Courtland Milloy or Lon Anderson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crickey7 View Post
    I can't find anything that rhymes with Courtland Milloy or Lon Anderson.
    All the cyclists:
    Dead & gone.
    If the pols, they listened
    to Anderson, Lon
    Last edited by Steve O; 07-02-2015 at 01:23 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crickey7 View Post
    I can't find anything that rhymes with Courtland Milloy or Lon Anderson.
    When you drive
    Be real chill, boy
    Don't be compared
    to Courtland Milloy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve O View Post
    All the cyclists:
    Dead & gone.
    If the pols, they listened
    to Anderson, Lon
    Stuck in Traffic?
    Here all day?
    Just thank Lon
    and the Triple-A

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crickey7 View Post
    I can't find anything that rhymes with Courtland Milloy or Lon Anderson.
    "No, bikes aren't fun!"
    "They're meant to annoy,"
    Says Anderson
    And Courtland Milloy

    Or better:

    Ride bikes for fun
    And then you'll annoy
    Lon Anderson
    And Courtland Milloy
    Last edited by dkel; 07-02-2015 at 04:36 PM. Reason: Creative process, of course

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