Time To Be Creative! Burma Shave Signs

[dkel]

Ride a bike?
Drive a car?
Share the road...
You'll go far!

[KLizotte]

Keep your eyes on the road
For all those untold
Bikers, runners, and walkers
Do not be a cellphone talker!

[scoot]

Drop that phone
Eyes ahead
Can't get home
If you're dead

This one wins my vote. Great combination of brevity, meter, rhyme, and message.

[Steve O]

Okay, I'm in. Here's a few:

Out on the streets
Take your time and behave
(or: Be a PAL and behave)
You may get a smile
And a big, friendly wave

Getting to home
That’s all that I wished
You looked at your phone
Now I am squished

Texting is great
YouTube is good
Don’t look at your phone
Or I’ll bounce off your hood

Late for a meeting
It’s down to the wire
Pay attention, though, Dude
Or I’ll be under your tire

C’mon, be Predictable
Be Alert and be Lawful
If you’re not a PAL
The results may be awful


I could do this all day! But I suppose I should do some actual work, maybe.

[wheels&wings]

When you pay your tab and leave the bar,
Please take a cab and not your car.

Please don’t text, or dig in your purse
Or we’ll be riding home by hearse.

Use caution at the wheel
So you don’t put the children on wheels [insert wheelchair symbol here].

[Crickey7]

I can't find anything that rhymes with Courtland Milloy or Lon Anderson.

[Steve O]

I can't find anything that rhymes with Courtland Milloy or Lon Anderson.

All the cyclists:
Dead & gone.
If the pols, they listened
to Anderson, Lon

[Steve O]

I can't find anything that rhymes with Courtland Milloy or Lon Anderson.

When you drive
Be real chill, boy
Don't be compared
to Courtland Milloy

[americancyclo]

All the cyclists:
Dead & gone.
If the pols, they listened
to Anderson, Lon

Stuck in Traffic?
Here all day?
Just thank Lon
and the Triple-A

[dkel]

I can't find anything that rhymes with Courtland Milloy or Lon Anderson.

"No, bikes aren't fun!"
"They're meant to annoy,"
Says Anderson
And Courtland Milloy

Or better:

Ride bikes for fun
And then you'll annoy
Lon Anderson
And Courtland Milloy