I'm offering a Pointless Prize for the best Stupid Silly Bike Trick. One of my favorite things about riding bikes is doing silly things. What counts as a Stupid Silly Bike Trick? Well, pretty much anything. Danger Pandas, Strava Art, and Wigglebillies all count. Ride to visit 8 donut shops in one ride? That counts. Riding up a staircase? That counts. Are you drevil? Pretty much everything you do on a bike counts.
To participate, post a picture and a description of the Stupid Silly Bike Trick you did on this thread.
I'll pick the four submissions that I like the most. Winners will receive a bottle of Stupid Silly Sour beer:
I know what Strava art is, but what are Danger Pandas, Wigglebillies? Asking for a friend.
Wigglebillies were created by Mr. Wigglebilly himself. They prove that the silliest distance between two points is a wiggled line. The steps to perform a wigglebilly are as follows:
1. Choose a destination.
2. Get on your bike.
3. Turn as many times as possible
4. Arrive at your destination
Here's an example of a wigglebilly stolen from the Strava of Mr. Wigglebilly himself:
Couldn't get a photo because I was too busy doing the stupid trick. We ride very well loaded Tern GSDs at work. A partner had his battery die. In order to get back to the office in a timely manner, and to help his fading legs, I pushed him from the White House up 15th St and the Ontario Rd hill to the WABA office with a broom stick. Made a SURPRISING difference to use my legs and e-assist when pushing him.
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