Not what I would want to write about on this day, but... https://wtop.com/arlington/2019/04/p...ridge/slide/1/

Someone robbed a business on Columbia Pike this afternoon and ran. While being pursued, speeding fool threw himself off the GW Parkway, ACROSS THE MT. VERNON TRAIL, and into the river. Mercifully, no innocents were harmed in this escapade.

As if we need ANOTHER damn reminder of how vulnerable we are out there...