!! C a l v i n b a l l !!

[streetsmarts]

Tim almighty Tim!

Walked on water to save the NivlacBall from drowning...where steveO left it...

I hid the ball within 24 hours...(ok barely)

I consumed the swag on the spot...see chocolate coma below



My dog picture


Went from Fairfax to Arlington...but thru DC!

Defiantly cool swag!


One hamster wheel


I had cookies for you but your flyby past me at Columbia Pike on WOD was lightning speed today!

My Ordinance: if you do hamster laps with panniers and a commuter bike...while getting funny looks from speedy Lycra racers you should get triple points!




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Love the coma and dog pics

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[josh]

Narrowly won out finding the Calvinball, and I am pretty close to Hains Point...

[kwarkentien]

Narrowly won out finding the Calvinball, and I am pretty close to Hains Point...

Well played, young Jedi, but next time the prize is mine!!!!


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[bentbike33]

Calvinball theme song?

[rcannon100]

Twas a haiku. Can't recalleth if that is worth pointes or just traditional for no purpofe
Whither the Nivlacball? - Arlington to Fairfax County (along Holmes Run Trail off Sleepy Hollow Rd. Hath Tim the Enprancer never seen the danger shark ere?)
Unbelievably awesome swag wast indeed includeth in the tuppersmith box the Nivlacmouse wast riding upon.
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It seemeth unseemly to brag about ones swag, or in some cases to advertise it in advanceth. Finders may wish to document what tis they founde.
Previous copy of Bike Snob NYC wast similarly kept secret at first and awarded no points--neither for swag nor for it being a new ball, which twas, for sayme reason.

Pilgrims must Delivery to the Dimension of Delusion their believed score. Tim's sorcery reaches into the Upside-Down and detects Delusion. It is the preferred means of accounting in middle earth, as taught by demi-wizard gbain. That - or Tim has to use Turbo-Tax - which is far more evil.

That said, Pilgrim SteveO has amused with his puzzles and feats of alchemy. For this, onceth, Tim shall send the Demogorgon to the realm of the Excel Spread sheet and distort the score.

5 Points for Swag
3 Points for crossing the frontiers of provinces
New Calvinballs must be presented and receive four likes. Dilly Dilly.
Score distorted to add 8 points.

But Sister CBGanimal is now Tim's favorite, with her detailed delivery of deluded score.

Any further whining about scores is subject to the Prior Incantato Spell

[rcannon100]

Uh oh.....

[rcannon100]

Phoenixball is currently hidden under a fake train bridge I believe
Josh is busy riding around The Hamster Wheel of Misery with the Nivlacball

SCORE

STRYKE
Stryke hid the Phoenixball in the Northern Realm where the Phoenixball turned to ash previously. This time it was hid on the 1st and recovered on the 6th... 2 points for the find.
15 Points for first find (Welcome to the jungle!)
5 Points for Swag
5 Points for the Calvinball Procreation Proposal

SISTER CGBANIMAL
Tim's favorite
10 Points for the find without delay
It's a Lemonrick as far as I can tell. 7 points
CGBanimal's treble damages for the Spell of Warlock Judd is now ordinance (that's what you wanted right??? Like Josh just did 5 Hamster Wheels - that's 15 points he can take away from someone's score - with your ordinance it means Josh could take 45 points away from someone????). 5 Points
10 points for the best dog picture ever
10 points for catatonic consumption of swag
3 Points for crossing the frontier of provinces
3 Enchanted points - I would give you more but I have to save my powers for the next movie
5 Points for chocolate chocolate chocolate
CBGanimal is awarded like all the points and you all should just give up and go home (53 points)

CBGanimal did one cycle of the Hamster Wheel of Misery - but did not indicate who she wanted to cast the Spell of Warlock Judd against. ???

Warning: From here on out you have to Dance! (blame SteveO)

Indicate what score you are under the delusion you have earned

Canon and scores are maintained on the library of the first page of the thread

Remember when I used to dance
Man, all I want to do is dance

[CBGanimal]

Tim's favorite

Love being the favorite!



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[Steve O]

Phoenixball is currently hidden under a fake train bridge I believe
Josh is busy riding around The Hamster Wheel of Misery with the Nivlacball

SISTER CGBANIMAL

It's a Lemonrick as far as I can tell. 7 points

It may be a lemonrick, but it's not a proper limerick, as specified in the ordinance.
From Wikipedia:

A limerick is a form of verse, often humorous and sometimes obscene, in five-line, predominantly anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme of AABBA, in which the first, second and fifth line rhyme, while the third and fourth lines are shorter and share a different rhyme

Hers is 6 lines - AABBCC, so not a limerick.

[rcannon100]