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    I was too strong for this morning's commute -...

    I was too strong for this morning's commute - what, with its pathetically paved straightaways, accommodating geography, and puny headwind.
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    I'm the kind of cyclist that glanced in the...

    I'm the kind of cyclist that glanced in the mirror this morning and realized his spandex shorts had worn through in an inconvenient spot. Other pair in laundry? Solution, black sock.
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    Old guy talking on TWO CELLPHONES AT ONCE. I...

    Old guy talking on TWO CELLPHONES AT ONCE. I respect your desire to multitask, or to achieve stereo cellphone transmission, but holy hell that is NOT the way to walk in the bike lane on 15th street....
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    That was impressive and dangerous. But even more...

    That was impressive and dangerous. But even more dangerous was the other pickup truck, which had a hard time deciding whether to take up the entire path or ride on the gravel path. Solution? A little...
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    When I'm doing trail rides I tend to carry around...

    When I'm doing trail rides I tend to carry around a SRAM Power Link just for good measure.
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    Drill a hole in the plastic heel of your bike...

    Drill a hole in the plastic heel of your bike shoe 11/32 - boom mechanical advantage. I'm going to go science the shit out of my coffeemaker now.

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    Methinks we ran into the same dudes - they broke...

    Methinks we ran into the same dudes - they broke off right after the Custis turn then somehow reappeared down near the Ed Center (I obliged and took the pull until Rosslyn). They are clearly wizards...
  8. I can confirm that any Fed PIV card will work -...

    I can confirm that any Fed PIV card will work - good smattering of my friends at other agencies have been able to work the gate mojo.
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    Any underpass should be decorated to look like...

    Any underpass should be decorated to look like the Death Star trench run. That is all.
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    You: Cellphone-talking, electric bike-riding,...

    You: Cellphone-talking, electric bike-riding, dude on W&OD near Lee Highway

    Me: Guy taking it all in.

    Message: Biking - you are doing it wrong.
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    Great ride this morning - except for the...

    Great ride this morning - except for the absolutely random gnat up the nose. Given the wind and general absence of flying insects, this particular impact was Hale-Bop rare.
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    Got uberShoaled at the Lynn Street crossing...

    Got uberShoaled at the Lynn Street crossing yesterday - I tend to stop a bit before the curb so that people coming from Georgetown can traverse the 66 crossing without having to weave through a ton...
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    No better incentive to dig deep down and summon a...

    No better incentive to dig deep down and summon a CAT 6 POWER PASS than semi-translucent bike shorts.
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    My clothes fit, for the most part - my issue is...

    My clothes fit, for the most part - my issue is more one of "spandex age v. exposure to UVA," which leads to UVB (you view my butt). I try to strategically pull my jersey over my shorts, but I really...
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    This is a pretty obvious case of off-season...

    This is a pretty obvious case of off-season embrocation cream grundle over-application (OSECGOA for short)... all the classic manifestations are there: genital swelling with cerebral atrophy, leading...
  16. I only managed to pass two people Cabiking at...

    I only managed to pass two people Cabiking at Haines Point, but man those were some sweet passes. Also had a putter along for the ride.
  17. "Heaved payment" means something different to me,...

    "Heaved payment" means something different to me, messier.
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    I was singing with gusto this morning on the...

    I was singing with gusto this morning on the Custis around that time - not screaming though. If you heard bits and pieces of the H.M.S Pinafore - that was me.
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    These things are awesome. I had to switch over to...

    These things are awesome. I had to switch over to my spring gloves just to keep things from getting too toasty. Now if they just made underwear I would be set.
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    Ditto - must be witchcraft or some other form of...

    Ditto - must be witchcraft or some other form of wizardry.
  21. Recommendations for Belt-Drive Commuter Bike

    I've been scrapping together my pennies for a while now and would like to cash in that forty-pound jug of change for a sweet belt-drive commuter. Does anyone have any recommendations for a...
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    Great ride in with the tailwind. How is it that...

    Great ride in with the tailwind. How is it that five days off the bike has reduced my eliteness by over 50% - EXPONENTIAL ELITE DECAY - WTF?
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    Not sure about the wisdom of the guy who sorta...

    Not sure about the wisdom of the guy who sorta passed me this morning, deciding instead to pull along side and chat, only to realize that someone was coming from the other direction. Wash rinse...
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    Got stuck at work late last night since I work...

    Got stuck at work late last night since I work for Uncle Scrooge, props to the guy with the day-glo earmuffs and goofy socks on the Custis - you keep on doing what you're doing.
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    W&OD was gloriously vacant this morning with the...

    W&OD was gloriously vacant this morning with the exception of the woman who likes to scream at me for not calling my passes when even though I do every day very loudly. I think she just needs some...
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