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  1. "Heaved payment" means something different to me,...

    "Heaved payment" means something different to me, messier.
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    I was singing with gusto this morning on the...

    I was singing with gusto this morning on the Custis around that time - not screaming though. If you heard bits and pieces of the H.M.S Pinafore - that was me.
  3. Thread: Bar mitts

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    These things are awesome. I had to switch over to...

    These things are awesome. I had to switch over to my spring gloves just to keep things from getting too toasty. Now if they just made underwear I would be set.
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    Ditto - must be witchcraft or some other form of...

    Ditto - must be witchcraft or some other form of wizardry.
  5. Recommendations for Belt-Drive Commuter Bike

    I've been scrapping together my pennies for a while now and would like to cash in that forty-pound jug of change for a sweet belt-drive commuter. Does anyone have any recommendations for a...
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    Great ride in with the tailwind. How is it that...

    Great ride in with the tailwind. How is it that five days off the bike has reduced my eliteness by over 50% - EXPONENTIAL ELITE DECAY - WTF?
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    Not sure about the wisdom of the guy who sorta...

    Not sure about the wisdom of the guy who sorta passed me this morning, deciding instead to pull along side and chat, only to realize that someone was coming from the other direction. Wash rinse...
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    Got stuck at work late last night since I work...

    Got stuck at work late last night since I work for Uncle Scrooge, props to the guy with the day-glo earmuffs and goofy socks on the Custis - you keep on doing what you're doing.
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    W&OD was gloriously vacant this morning with the...

    W&OD was gloriously vacant this morning with the exception of the woman who likes to scream at me for not calling my passes when even though I do every day very loudly. I think she just needs some...
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    ~3,000 miles done and done. Also, never replaced...

    ~3,000 miles done and done. Also, never replaced my worn out front chainring...ELITE
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    To the gentleman who passed me right by the Falls...

    To the gentleman who passed me right by the Falls Church Firehouse on the W&OD this morning saying "Do you smell that?" No, I hadn't until you mentioned it.

    What in the name of god is that smell?...
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    Awful combination of super warm hands this...

    Awful combination of super warm hands this morning, cold feet, and some drunk guy in front of me zigzagging all over the place. Respect for being drunk at 6am, no respect for being drunk on a bike at...
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    For a good time call 1-800-LIT-DRIZ. Spoke broke...

    For a good time call 1-800-LIT-DRIZ. Spoke broke last night, guessing metallurgical fatigue from weather and my eliteness.
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    My feeling is that MIT, or perhaps those maniacal...

    My feeling is that MIT, or perhaps those maniacal weirdos over at Carnegie Mellon, are secretly testing cloaking-enabled sportswear on Memorial Bridge. Despite the street lights, car lights, and my...
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    This is so to say "baller," but they will need to...

    This is so to say "baller," but they will need to do it right to avoid black-ice fueled craziness. Studded tires - yep!
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    All great suggestions - particularly the 50/50...

    All great suggestions - particularly the 50/50 white vinegar and water.

    DO NOT use a sachet full of allspice and clove - this will just make your coworkers think that the pumpkin bread that you...
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    I proudly sport shorts down to freezing or so - I...

    I proudly sport shorts down to freezing or so - I was born with this leg hair, I will damn well make use of it.
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    I'm usually not bothered by the blinktastic...

    I'm usually not bothered by the blinktastic lights that I see FREQUENTLY on the W&OD - but the guy with the green and red mega flash flights needs to be stopped and walloped with a walleye. Firstly,...
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    Yes and don't forget the supremely annoying, but...

    Yes and don't forget the supremely annoying, but incredibly rare, "penpathletes," i.e. that guy who does interval sprints up and down the hill by the I-66 overpass on the Custis, randomly stopping...
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    Wonderful morning - but got caught in a gaggle of...

    Wonderful morning - but got caught in a gaggle of joggers by the Lincoln Memorial - is this a daily thing? If so, it needs more hot pants.
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    Seven Corners is an ungodly wasteland of poor...

    Seven Corners is an ungodly wasteland of poor planning, this is most welcome!
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    Yeah - I've run into this guy - Navy something or...

    Yeah - I've run into this guy - Navy something or another attire and lots of sweat. Nice guy, but we need to teach him more words.
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    Permission to the buzz the tower? Ghost Rider...

    Permission to the buzz the tower? Ghost Rider permission denied.

    He is simply trying to enforce a non-existent no-fly zone on his 50th parallel. Since this is reciprocal, feel free to slow down,...
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    Poll: I'm not sure if I ever stop eating during the day...

    I'm not sure if I ever stop eating during the day - it is more of a grazing affair with random bursts of heavy grazing. But I never eat before getting on my bike in the morning, it helps to keep my...
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    White shirts are definitely Secret Service. They...

    White shirts are definitely Secret Service. They were doing laps around the Washington Monument last week, which was odd considering the plethora of other spots that they could rack up some miles....
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