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    Yeah - I've run into this guy - Navy something or...

    Yeah - I've run into this guy - Navy something or another attire and lots of sweat. Nice guy, but we need to teach him more words.
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    Permission to the buzz the tower? Ghost Rider...

    Permission to the buzz the tower? Ghost Rider permission denied.

    He is simply trying to enforce a non-existent no-fly zone on his 50th parallel. Since this is reciprocal, feel free to slow down,...
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    Poll: I'm not sure if I ever stop eating during the day...

    I'm not sure if I ever stop eating during the day - it is more of a grazing affair with random bursts of heavy grazing. But I never eat before getting on my bike in the morning, it helps to keep my...
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    White shirts are definitely Secret Service. They...

    White shirts are definitely Secret Service. They were doing laps around the Washington Monument last week, which was odd considering the plethora of other spots that they could rack up some miles....
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    Stripped off that rain gear after maybe 5-10...

    Stripped off that rain gear after maybe 5-10 minutes - 1 cup of grossness contained therein.
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    Tried this, terribly uncomfortable...and smelly.

    Tried this, terribly uncomfortable...and smelly.
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    How the hell did I miss those? Ophthalmologist -...

    How the hell did I miss those? Ophthalmologist - here I come...
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    Tranquility abounded this morning - seriously...

    Tranquility abounded this morning - seriously considered calling in sick or dead, possibly maimed. Just...too...nice to stay indoors.
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    Was not stellar last night. Got a flat in front...

    Was not stellar last night. Got a flat in front of the Lincoln Memorial at which point Glargon Lord of Sky Tears decided to rain more of his despair down upon me. The culprit - a fricking shark tooth...
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    This a post-modern interpretation of ELITE - it...

    This a post-modern interpretation of ELITE - it has come full-circle, passed "Go," and collected its bucket of crazy. Respect for the glasses, minus a billion points for the fan-pahk.
  11. Lost mine last week, but I was sorely in need of...

    Lost mine last week, but I was sorely in need of an upgrade. I believe the scientists call it red tide... it was definitely making inroads in that bottle.
  12. If you can pedal a CaBi up Rosslyn Hill then I...

    If you can pedal a CaBi up Rosslyn Hill then I can guarantee you that, if/when you buy a used bike, you are going to feel like friggin Superman pedaling around town.
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    I always seem to get flats (three times) in the...

    I always seem to get flats (three times) in the summer, on Memorial Bridge, during thunderstorms. I need to start packing Depends to go along with my spare tubes.
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    You: Lady in blue Smart Car turning left onto...

    You: Lady in blue Smart Car turning left onto 15th from Constitution this morning.

    Me: The guy that clearly had the walk sign and was just....so...close to getting into work.

    I appreciate that...
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    I didn't notice the humidity, but the ability to...

    I didn't notice the humidity, but the ability to feel my fingers and toes was really welcome!
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    I've been meaning to move away from my current...

    I've been meaning to move away from my current Look pedals for quite a while. The cleats need to be replaced on a regular basis and tend to exhibit catastrophic failure when the front tongue reaches...
  17. Ice was terrible on W und OD this morning by West...

    Ice was terrible on W und OD this morning by West Falls Church.
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    Two words: Java Stout.

    Two words: Java Stout.
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    Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the...

    Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do!
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    Ate it hard last night on the W&OD on Fire...

    Ate it hard last night on the W&OD on Fire Station Bridge - now suffering from lopsided buttocks syndrome - the other LBS.
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    I got in somewhere between 4,800-5,000 this year....

    I got in somewhere between 4,800-5,000 this year. I'm thinking right around that amount for this coming year. Those are all commuting miles. If I start knocking out centuries again then it might go...
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    Pffft. I'll take my 3x5 Inspiration Card with...

    Pffft. I'll take my 3x5 Inspiration Card with Star Trek-flavored affirmations taped to my handlebar "Spock:A curious metaphor, doctor, as a stallion must first be broken before it can reach its...
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    Second the Seagull Century as a good first...

    Second the Seagull Century as a good first century - smooth, flat, and plenty of support. It sounds like you are almost there with fitness, I would hit 60 miles at a reasonable pace to see how you...
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    GW Crossing Blinkers

    I made use of these for the first time this morning and LIKE THE WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER, the two large SUV's arresto momentumed! It was a magnificent and supremely satisfying moment.
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    WARNING ADULT CONTENT for ELITES (ACE) You:...

    WARNING ADULT CONTENT for ELITES (ACE)

    You: Possible Kiwi/Australian (sorry couldn't quite identify the accent due to Doppler shift) who took his time to roll down the window at Lynn St. and yell...
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