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    For a good time call 1-800-LIT-DRIZ. Spoke broke...

    For a good time call 1-800-LIT-DRIZ. Spoke broke last night, guessing metallurgical fatigue from weather and my eliteness.
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    My feeling is that MIT, or perhaps those maniacal...

    My feeling is that MIT, or perhaps those maniacal weirdos over at Carnegie Mellon, are secretly testing cloaking-enabled sportswear on Memorial Bridge. Despite the street lights, car lights, and my...
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    This is so to say "baller," but they will need to...

    This is so to say "baller," but they will need to do it right to avoid black-ice fueled craziness. Studded tires - yep!
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    All great suggestions - particularly the 50/50...

    All great suggestions - particularly the 50/50 white vinegar and water.

    DO NOT use a sachet full of allspice and clove - this will just make your coworkers think that the pumpkin bread that you...
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    I proudly sport shorts down to freezing or so - I...

    I proudly sport shorts down to freezing or so - I was born with this leg hair, I will damn well make use of it.
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    I'm usually not bothered by the blinktastic...

    I'm usually not bothered by the blinktastic lights that I see FREQUENTLY on the W&OD - but the guy with the green and red mega flash flights needs to be stopped and walloped with a walleye. Firstly,...
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    Yes and don't forget the supremely annoying, but...

    Yes and don't forget the supremely annoying, but incredibly rare, "penpathletes," i.e. that guy who does interval sprints up and down the hill by the I-66 overpass on the Custis, randomly stopping...
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    Wonderful morning - but got caught in a gaggle of...

    Wonderful morning - but got caught in a gaggle of joggers by the Lincoln Memorial - is this a daily thing? If so, it needs more hot pants.
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    Seven Corners is an ungodly wasteland of poor...

    Seven Corners is an ungodly wasteland of poor planning, this is most welcome!
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    Yeah - I've run into this guy - Navy something or...

    Yeah - I've run into this guy - Navy something or another attire and lots of sweat. Nice guy, but we need to teach him more words.
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    Permission to the buzz the tower? Ghost Rider...

    Permission to the buzz the tower? Ghost Rider permission denied.

    He is simply trying to enforce a non-existent no-fly zone on his 50th parallel. Since this is reciprocal, feel free to slow down,...
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    Poll: I'm not sure if I ever stop eating during the day...

    I'm not sure if I ever stop eating during the day - it is more of a grazing affair with random bursts of heavy grazing. But I never eat before getting on my bike in the morning, it helps to keep my...
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    White shirts are definitely Secret Service. They...

    White shirts are definitely Secret Service. They were doing laps around the Washington Monument last week, which was odd considering the plethora of other spots that they could rack up some miles....
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    Stripped off that rain gear after maybe 5-10...

    Stripped off that rain gear after maybe 5-10 minutes - 1 cup of grossness contained therein.
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    Tried this, terribly uncomfortable...and smelly.

    Tried this, terribly uncomfortable...and smelly.
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    How the hell did I miss those? Ophthalmologist -...

    How the hell did I miss those? Ophthalmologist - here I come...
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    Tranquility abounded this morning - seriously...

    Tranquility abounded this morning - seriously considered calling in sick or dead, possibly maimed. Just...too...nice to stay indoors.
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    Was not stellar last night. Got a flat in front...

    Was not stellar last night. Got a flat in front of the Lincoln Memorial at which point Glargon Lord of Sky Tears decided to rain more of his despair down upon me. The culprit - a fricking shark tooth...
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    This a post-modern interpretation of ELITE - it...

    This a post-modern interpretation of ELITE - it has come full-circle, passed "Go," and collected its bucket of crazy. Respect for the glasses, minus a billion points for the fan-pahk.
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    Lost mine last week, but I was sorely in need of an upgrade. I believe the scientists call it red tide... it was definitely making inroads in that bottle.
  21. If you can pedal a CaBi up Rosslyn Hill then I...

    If you can pedal a CaBi up Rosslyn Hill then I can guarantee you that, if/when you buy a used bike, you are going to feel like friggin Superman pedaling around town.
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    I always seem to get flats (three times) in the...

    I always seem to get flats (three times) in the summer, on Memorial Bridge, during thunderstorms. I need to start packing Depends to go along with my spare tubes.
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    You: Lady in blue Smart Car turning left onto...

    You: Lady in blue Smart Car turning left onto 15th from Constitution this morning.

    Me: The guy that clearly had the walk sign and was just....so...close to getting into work.

    I appreciate that...
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    I didn't notice the humidity, but the ability to...

    I didn't notice the humidity, but the ability to feel my fingers and toes was really welcome!
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    I've been meaning to move away from my current...

    I've been meaning to move away from my current Look pedals for quite a while. The cleats need to be replaced on a regular basis and tend to exhibit catastrophic failure when the front tongue reaches...
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