A DMV immigrant (98-00, 02-06, 10-present). A MAMIL (Middle Aged Man In Lyrca) ... both unfortunately and proudly! An outdoorsy type who's made a career of sitting in windowless offices. A jumbled up mess of contradictions planted on "this isthmus of a middle state, A being darkly wise, and rudely great ... Created half to rise, and half to fall ... The glory, jest, and riddle of the world!" (A Pope, 1733)