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Dirt
06-30-2011, 07:04 AM
These were put out on West Street in Falls Church last night.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5235/5887587134_e3360e6958_b.jpg

I'm curious what your suggestions would be for text that would calm drivers down.

My current favorite is: "Don't worry. If you kill a cyclist as a result of texting while driving, you'll probably only get a $200 fine." That should be very calming to the drivers in the DC Metropolitan area.

Hugs and kisses,

Pete

PS: Sorry. Normally I'm much nicer than this. I'm just grumpy and this post is indicative of what is funny to me at the moment. I should probably put "funny" in quotes. Have a great day and enjoy the perfect weather!!!!

eminva
06-30-2011, 08:25 AM
Hmmm. . . .

"If you were on a bike, you would be home by now" -- guess that would only aggravate them more, huh?

Looking forward to the other suggestions.

Liz

Greenbelt
06-30-2011, 08:49 AM
I think this one is best:
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Dirt
06-30-2011, 08:58 AM
I love that one. ONe of the best sign hacks EVAR!!!

consularrider
06-30-2011, 10:09 AM
There was one of them on Lincoln as well, just west of the Arlington county line.

acc
07-01-2011, 02:09 PM
Nude Beach Parking Next Left

StopMeansStop
07-01-2011, 02:19 PM
Caution: texters ahead

KLizotte
07-04-2011, 02:25 PM
Naked cyclists ahead

PotomacCyclist
07-05-2011, 12:37 AM
"Slow the ---- down!"

baiskeli
07-05-2011, 10:46 AM
"Slow the ---- down!"

I'd take this a step further. I'd say "Slow the f***, down, motherf***ers!" with a photo of a scowling Samuel L. Jackson.

http://www.thehunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2005/01/samuel-l-jackson1.jpg

acc
07-05-2011, 01:35 PM
Yup. Exactly. Thanks for saying what I was thinking.

ann