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Mikey
01-03-2014, 06:31 PM
Just tagging the neighborhood.4401
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Vicegrip
01-03-2014, 06:56 PM
Just tagging the neighborhood.4401
4402Well hydrated I see.

Dirt
01-04-2014, 08:45 AM
I don't care which team wins. I want to give all of you a big, fluffy hug! You are awesome!

(Yup! Trash talk is pretty much lost on me. :D )

Jason B
01-06-2014, 11:25 AM
I don't care which team wins. I want to give all of you a big, fluffy hug! You are awesome!

(Yup! Trash talk is pretty much lost on me. :D )

Dirt may have taken the high road, but the Scoundrels will be KICKING NAMES AND TAKING BUTT!!!!!

Wait, that doesn't sound right. I need to stop riding on the weekend, and watch more sports to study this trash talking thing more. I'll have to get back to you.

ronwalf
01-06-2014, 02:58 PM
I need to stop riding on the weekend, and watch more sports to study this trash talking thing more. I'll have to get back to you.

Please, take your time. You might even need to stay home to study on Monday, too.

Dirt
01-06-2014, 04:25 PM
the Scoundrels will be KICKING NAMES AND TAKING BUTT!!!!!
I prefer misspelling names and kissing butt.... preferably nice butt. ;)

Fast Friendly Guy
01-06-2014, 04:30 PM
Just tagging the neighborhood.4401
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Go Lucky 7 Samurai Sandbags!

Amalitza
01-06-2014, 09:03 PM
I'm getting a little bit concerned about all the other teams who aren't Team 2. They don't seem to be able to keep up. I'd hate for them to get discouraged so early in the game.

I think maybe I'll take tomorrow off the bike. Give them a chance to make up a few points, keep their spirits up and all that. ;)

sjclaeys
01-06-2014, 09:25 PM
None of you can beat Team One because we are ready to rumble!!!!

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Dirt
01-06-2014, 09:42 PM
I like to eat ripe apples and bananas.

rcannon100
01-06-2014, 09:43 PM
Team 9 Spacewoman: What do you think will be the next obstacle the earth bicycling teams will put in our way?

Team 9 Spaceman: Well, as long as the earth bicycling teams can think, we'll have our problems. Fortunate for us, those we are riding against cannot think. They are the dead, brought to assimilated life through the drudgery of commuting to work.


http://youtu.be/oHRq80QNnJM?t=55s

ebubar
01-06-2014, 11:54 PM
TEAM ONE IS COMING FOR YOU!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atpuHJjTS6o

Jason B
01-07-2014, 05:21 AM
I'm getting a little bit concerned about all the other teams who aren't Team 2. They don't seem to be able to keep up. I'd hate for them to get discouraged so early in the game.

I think maybe I'll take tomorrow off the bike. Give them a chance to make up a few points, keep their spirits up and all that. ;)

That's ok, I went around yesterday and bought the entire DC area's Advil and Ibuprofen supply, so all of you will be stopping shortly. Next stop, all the milk and chocolate syrup. Mwuhahahahahah

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Subby
01-07-2014, 08:47 AM
I'm getting a little bit concerned about all the other teams who aren't Team 2. They don't seem to be able to keep up. I'd hate for them to get discouraged so early in the game.

I think maybe I'll take tomorrow off the bike. Give them a chance to make up a few points, keep their spirits up and all that. ;)
Boy it sure will be disappointing for them when all of our members start showing up on the scoreboard and our REAL score is calculated. :)

rcannon100
01-07-2014, 06:21 PM
Using highly scientiffic methods (that involved a duck and assorted corn meal), I deduced a team's handicap score for one week would be 1250 points (and all teams except for those slackers were pretty much on the target). Tonite, we are finishing the first week of the game. I assume not all rides have been logged, but as of this moment, only two teams are above that 1250 point handicap!

cvcalhoun
01-08-2014, 01:22 AM
I want to apologize on behalf of Team 2 for so demoralizing the other teams that only one other could even get above its handicap.


Using highly scientiffic methods (that involved a duck and assorted corn meal), I deduced a team's handicap score for one week would be 1250 points (and all teams except for those slackers were pretty much on the target). Tonite, we are finishing the first week of the game. I assume not all rides have been logged, but as of this moment, only two teams are above that 1250 point handicap!

Fast Friendly Guy
01-08-2014, 06:04 AM
I want to apologize on behalf of Team 2 for so demoralizing the other teams that only one other could even get above its handicap.

Arghh! You dratted Team Twoers! You've got me pulling my hair out, but I toast you and acknowledge some valiant cycling! Only before you get too cocky, remember BAFS has just begun! Who knows what the future will bring? Those Plan Niners (others?) will no doubt surprise us all!

Off to ride now, but first stop is HDCC where I'll see Chris R and Kathy L and others, too, I hope. Don't tell Chris, but when he's in the restroom, I'm letting the air of of his fancy studded tires (and stealing his pump)

Dave

Amalitza
01-08-2014, 08:58 AM
Don't tell Chris, but when he's in the restroom, I'm letting the air of of his fancy studded tires (and stealing his pump)

Dave
consularrider?? Please. He'll just pull out a quick century riding on his rims.

But, I mean, go ahead and taunt him if you want...

jrenaut
01-08-2014, 09:13 AM
Using highly scientiffic methods (that involved a duck and assorted corn meal), I deduced a team's handicap score for one week would be 1250 points (and all teams except for those slackers were pretty much on the target). Tonite, we are finishing the first week of the game. I assume not all rides have been logged, but as of this moment, only two teams are above that 1250 point handicap!
To be fair, this has been a rough week. Coming right off the holidays we've had multiple days of precipitation and sub-zero windchills. I'm really happy with the amount of riding I got in.

Also I'm terrible at trash talk. I've always figured you can't trash talk those ahead of you because, well, they're ahead of you. And the scoreboard trash talks those behind you pretty effectively. We're not tied with anyone, so I think I'm just going to hold my tongue.

consularrider
01-08-2014, 10:03 AM
To be fair, this has been a rough week. Coming right off the holidays we've had multiple days of precipitation and sub-zero windchills ...
Yeah, my first week of January milage is down about 8% from 2013 and about 4% from 2012.

cvcalhoun
01-08-2014, 11:58 AM
On a more serious note (probably in conflict with the idea of trash talk), I suspect that some teams aren't making the handicap because they don't have all of their members being recorded. It took me quite a while first to find the Team 2 members (including finding one, who isn't on this forum, via Facebook and guessing the correct forum name of one whose forum name on the list was incorrect), and then to make sure they had all joined the Strava club and authorized the app. Looking at the leaderboard now, there are still three teams with only 8 members each, and one with only 7.


Using highly scientiffic methods (that involved a duck and assorted corn meal), I deduced a team's handicap score for one week would be 1250 points (and all teams except for those slackers were pretty much on the target). Tonite, we are finishing the first week of the game. I assume not all rides have been logged, but as of this moment, only two teams are above that 1250 point handicap!

ebubar
01-08-2014, 01:36 PM
My commute is where my miles come in. My commute starts next week and mileage will increase and get Action News Team One up to (and hopefully above) our handicap!
Plus my bike's been in the "shop" getting a pitchfork mount attached. It gets inconvenient having to carry it in hand everywhere. Let the bike hold the weight!

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Phatboing
01-08-2014, 05:38 PM
My commute is where my miles come in. My commute starts next week and mileage will increase and get Action News Team One up to (and hopefully above) our handicap!
Plus my bike's been in the "shop" getting a pitchfork mount attached. It gets inconvenient having to carry it in hand everywhere. Let the bike hold the weight!


Hey, considering we've got one team member laid up with bronchitis, we're Action Newsing it up quite well indeed.

KelOnWheels
01-08-2014, 10:46 PM
Hey, considering we've got one team member laid up with bronchitis, we're Action Newsing it up quite well indeed.

Go Action News Team One!

I went to the doc today and got ALL THE MEDICINES so I hope to be back on the bike killing cars with tridents soon!

Dirt
01-12-2014, 07:12 PM
Everyone who is not on my team is a person of slightly lower quality.

Dirt
01-13-2014, 08:33 AM
Everyone who is not on my team is a person of slightly lower quality.
I'd say that you're also slightly less intelligent, but I'm still trying to figure out the "Eschew Obfuscation" bumper sticker that I saw on my ride home last night, so I guess I'm not really one to make a judgement call on that. I will say that regardless of intelligence, I love you and the world is a better place with you on it.

(Self-depreciating/ self esteem trash talk? Wow I suck at this.)

cyclingfool
01-13-2014, 09:45 AM
...the "Eschew Obfuscation" bumper sticker...

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Terpfan
01-13-2014, 10:25 AM
So who made the last little bridge before the big hill to Mt. Vernon extra slippery yesterday morning? Fess up. You've relegated me to sleaze ride status on my wife's crappy bike for three days. :cool: